Hasslehoff!

Just when we thought the teen-pop scene couldn't possibly get any more annoying, enter David Hasselhoff and his two two teenage daughters. 18-year old Taylor Ann and Hayley Amber, 16 are following in their dad's footsteps by forming a band. The pop duo are said to be working on their first single which will apparently follow the same musical style as Miley Cyrus (go figure). Though the band doesn't have a name yet, sources say The Hoff Drops is being considered (you have got to be kidding me!). Though Hasselhoff is planning to help get his daughters' careers up and running, he is no Joe Simpson. The Hoff says he does not want to become the band's full-time manager and is currently looking for someone to fill the spot. Any takers? 

-Kristen Lee

Currently listening to "Bruises" by Chairlift

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