10 Statements to Start the Day

• My generation had Nirvana and Tupac. Yours has Fall Out Boy and “rap.”
• Gasoline smells good.
• Watching an innocent dog die in a movie sucks. A few innocent people... No biggie.
• The best thing about playing sports as a child was getting orange slices and Hi-C Ecto Cooler at halftime.
• TV series on DVD are better than on TV.
• Shirts are not dresses ergo leggings are not pants.
• The most glorious ten seconds after you and a lady have parted ways is when you finally succumb to your flatulence.
• The biggest urge is for my turn signal to be perfectly in sync with the person in front.
• Fall Out Boy sucks
•"Slow Children At Play" signs definitely need a comma in them.
--Will Hackett
“Go it Alone” by Beck

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