Weekend Happenings

Violence, belongings being tossed in pools, court- this isn’t a Vh1 reality show or a Lifetime original series, but it is close enough- these are the activities of people probably more famous than you but in no way smarter.

Perez Hilton puts the “Black Eye” in Black Eyed Peas

The blogger claims that he was socked by Will.i.am’s manager after feuding outside of an afterparty following Toronto's MuchMusic Awards. After the Pea’s member confronted Perez Hilton over his taunts about Fergie, Perez allegedly called the Will a “faggot.” Will.i.am’s manager, catching wind of the argument, felt it necessary to get violent. And both parties (Will.i.am and Perez) felt it necessary to “tweet” about the whole incident.

Kate Moss Kills Six Kills Songs

The model most known for her stability threw the bag of her boyfriend, Kills guitarist Jamie Hince, into a swimming pool. The downside? The bag contained six new Kills songs for the band’s fourth album that had not yet been backed up. Too bad Moss isn’t still with Pete Doherty.

Chris Brown Avoids Jail Time

Instead of prison, Brown will perform 180 hours of community service for assaulting then-girlfriend Rihanna. In court today (which Rihanna was present at but did not take the stand) he accepted a plea bargain that will have him on probation for five years. He is required to stay 50 feet away from her, unless they are at an industry function, in which case it will be 10 yards. Awkward.

-Julie McCollum
Listening to: “Somebody” by Slightly Stoopid

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