"It's Britney, Bitch"

I know what you are thinking, “Girl is CRAZY and I am sick of hearing about it.” But c’mon, she has been in the news a lot lately and aren’t you just a little curious about what types of antics this girl has managed to get into?

Britney has filed a restraining order against Miranda Tozier-Robbins after she was discovered as a “Peeping Tom” at the pop-star’s house. Tozier-Robbins once aspired to become a contestant on "American Idol" but back in April the 26 year-old was busted sneaking in and peering through windows of Britney’s home.

On June 18th Britney was touring abroad and requested an Ireland hotel install a custom stripper pole during her stay. Yes, you heard me right, not just any stripper pole, a custom “Britneyfide” stripper pole. An anonymous source reveals Britney “likes to have the pole on hand” and the hotels are “well used to having major celebrities stay there and they’re happy to accommodate them, but this was just a step too far for them.” Don’t worry folks, Britney took her business elsewhere and found a hotel willing to haul in a pole just for the night.

-Sarah Saltzman

Currently listening to: “Devil’s Haircut” from Odelay by Beck

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