Songs to Make You Dumber, Vol. 1

Welcome to my semi, sometimes, possibly daily installment of "Songs To Make You Dumber" here on the ole' Blogazine. I'll be posting songs that, quite frankly, just make me scratch my head and wonder what in the holy hell is going on in the music world.

Starting out with an easy target: Soulja Boy. Soulja became an international phenomenon, of course, by teaching us all about "Supermannin' hos" and thus becoming a master - MASTER - of saying absolutely nothing for upwards of 4 minutes in a drone of auto-tuned mess. When you can't understand what he's saying, it's bad enough. But when you actually do read what's he's saying....oh.... my goodness....press play if you dare.

Soulja Boy ft. Young Jeezy and Lil' Wanye, "Turn My Swag On"




Lyrics:

Hopped up off tha bed
Turn ma swag on
Took a look in tha mirror said wassup (wassup)
Yeeeeea I'm gettin money (ohh) x2

Turn ma swag on,
It's ma turn now turn it up
Yeeeeea, yeeeeea
I put my team on, and ma theme song
Now it's time to turn it up
Yeeeeea, yeeeea soulja boy tell em

I got a question why they hattin on me,
I got a question why they hattin on me
I aint did nuthin to em, but count this money
And put my team on, now my whole clic stunnin for watz up
Boy wassup, yeeeea
Boy wassup, yeeeea

When I was 9 years old, I put it in ma head
Ima die for this gold
Soulja boy tellem
Boy wassup, yeeeea

Hopped up off tha bed
Turn ma swag on
Took a look in tha mirror said wassup
Yeeeeea I'm gettin money (ooh) x2

I'm back again,
I know a lot of yall thought I was coming back
Yeeeeea, yeeeea
I had to prove them wrong,
Got back in the studio and came up with another hit
Yeeeeea, yeeeea
I told the world my story, the world where I'm from
SouljaboyXL.com, boy wassup
Yeeeeea, yeeeea

Now everytime you see me spit
Every time you hear me rhyme
Everytime you see me in your state of town
Say wassup
Yeeeeea, yeeeea

Hopped up off tha bed
Turn ma swag on
Took a look in tha mirror said wassup
Yeeeeea I'm gettin money (ooh) x2


- Alec Wooden