Kanye's CAPS-lock is loud!

How, might you ask can a caps lock key be loud? Ask Kanye West. 

Mr. West took to his blog to explain in loud, all-caps that he does NOT have a Twitter account. So, if you count yourself as a follower of the rapper on the popular site, know that you have been punked. Here is West’s loud, grammatically incorrect rant in its entirety. Enjoy

I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I

ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY

SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING

CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A

BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED

LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO

FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION

NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT…

THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO

KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE

AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE

ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST

TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! 

-Lindsey Lee

Currently listening to: “Bluish” by Animal Collective

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